Santa FAIL

My mom just went back to her room to do some wrapping. She came back out all confused. "Your father is weird," she says. "He wrapped everything. Labeled it from Mom and Dad. Santa isn't coming to our house this year." We all had a good laugh. See, in our house, Santa gifts don't get wrapped; they're just stacked under our stockings. But now, if they wanted to unwrap them, they'd need to identify which ones are which things, so they don't have to then re-wrap stuff. 

So, yes. Santa apparently looked down on the Johnson clan (which will be all assembled this Christmas) and said "no ways!"