Things Found in "My" Desk

*Okay, it's not actually my desk. It's the desk I sit at. Whatever.

• 2 plastic spoons
• pens/pencils
• Silly Putty
• 3 sets of earplugs in a nice plastic case
• toothpaste
• $0.51 in change
• Post-Its
• velcro strips
• 1 tablet of asthma medication that expired in June 2006
• an electric fan
• business cards
• whip
• soundtrack to God's Army
• extra computer memory cards
• bike lock
• manicure set
• can opener (the hand-crank kind)
• toothbrush
• moist towelette
• salt in a baggie with a 1/8-tsp. measuring spoon
• scissors
• pushpins
• an empty case for heaven-only-knows-what

So no, I take no responsibility for any of these items. But I am allowed to use them, so don't give me a reason to get that whip out!