So, I haven't had bagels in a REALLY long time.

Tianna just pulled a thing of cinnamon-swirl cream cheese out of the fridge. "Kessa! You buy food to eat it!" We both know this has been in the fridge a very long time, unopened. She turned it over to check the date; June 2007. That's right, friends, it's almost a year old. We decided to keep it. :D